Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
I dont remember anything after Tequila & Apple Juice. May have disovered the recipe for mental bleach.
I wish I had a dollar for every time I've slept off a late night I dont want to remember in my recliner.
Those are some awfully high standards for someone of your weight
ok, I understand that your bathroom door is broken, but at least close the blinds next time you take a shit. The entire parking garage just watched you.
I'm gonna make this happen. You think it would be too forward to text him my room number with turn by turn directions straight to my crotch?
My brother just put in eyedrops to talk to my mom on the phone
You act like this is the first time I literally thought I was invisible.
He rubs his penis on back when he think I'm sleeping
He came in 20 minutes late for his final wearing plastic bags on his feet, and a tablecloth cape. Explain.
Should we buy the taco bell before hand? Not having taco bell on Quattro de mayo isn't a risk I'm willing to take
Did you send me a cake saying 'Happy 1st One-Night Stand Ever'?
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
she's throwing knives it scares me
update: broke ceiling. glass everywhere
She's dancing around licking a fork of nutella. She is not sober.
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