remember that night jesus turned water into wine? DRUNKER.
The worst part was when my mom got more drunk than anyone else and started doing the Time Warp.
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
There's an old bald Japanese dude on the metra next to me. He's drinking MGD on a crowded train, and rocking out way too hard to what may be the same Dallas Green song I'm listening to. Life is sweet.
they started a semi-successful rumor that toby keith died. who says fraternities don't have goals
she crawled under her car and passed out. Unfortunately her feet were sticking out and someone called 911 because they thought she had been run over.
The only thing that made me get out of bed this morning was knowing that tonight, I don't plan on remembering what happened today
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
No seriously stop! I feel bad for him. It isn't even big enough to make fun of. It's so small that it's like a disability.
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
i fell into a bathtub last night and broke the fall with my forehead. my forehead is bruised
So my flight takes off at 8am. Does this mean I need to break my airport bar pre-flight ritual?
Aren't you the one who taught me that airports are the judgement-free drinking zone?
I'm hungry, horney and thirsty. Pick two you want to help out with.(please pick horney)
I just remembered that I insisted everyone watch porn together last night.
Randomize
