scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
Let's play a little game called "Chill the Fuck Out" - you're our first contestant
i'm not sure if i'm mentally prepared for this.. politeness? proper grammar? book reader ? this is a whole new meaning of the species penis for me.
Weekdays seemed more exciting when I had a drinking problem. Like I had something to look forward to at night.
I had no where to run... The dumpster sounded like a good idea at the time
And im sorry for wishing your girlfriend gets genital warts.
It's okay. My lingerie drawer is skanky enough for the two of us. Even across borders.
I'd just like to say before I start drinking tonight that not only do I not find you attractive; I don't want to hook up with you, suck your dick, be your "suga mama" or have your babies. Please disregard any texts, phone calls or voicemails that say otherwise..
DR UNK TOWN USA
TEAM USA GO AMERICA
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
In all fairness that 65 year old man looked 23 in club lighting so you can fuck right off
I'm trying to find some better sex background music so his neighbors don't hate us. This is tedious.
that guy was staring at your tits.
nah, more like they were staring at him, and his girlfriend, and her less than adequate bosom. they pitied the fool.
point taken, oh mistress of the bosoms.
he ended the message XOXO, who the fuck does he think he is GossipGirl.
Lmao. K I'll be 100% honest. I was over at your place like 12 hours ago with your roommate. If I hadn't of been there then I'd take you up on your booty call offer. So. If you're not creeped out another time please?
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