but instead of smelling like hand cream and homemade cookies, she smells like a yeast infection.
Why is there a living, breathing cow on your front porch?
I put it into a sports analogy for him: there are three teams in the league- friends, fuck buddies, and dating, and the fuck buddies roster is full, pick an alternate team
I just smelled my beer. It smells like coming home.
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She put her phone in her underwear and it somehow managed to work it's way into her vagina. she has a BLACKBERRY.
i cant do it anymore.. every time this girl orgasms she sounds like a motorcycle
just cockblocked my boss's 17 year old son at the Christmas party
Well he told me I'd never be a wizard, and so I responded with you'll never have a big penis. After that we both just sat there and cried.
At the gym and this really hot trainer checked me out and was talking to his buddy about his workout. He then says "yeah man, like I'm doing so many reps- what's 7 times 7, 45?"
He was THIS close.
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I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
I mean, unless you wanna just let me lie there while you fuck me and pour water into my mouth
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
If you think I'm going to drive 5.5 hours just to bang a guy, you'd be absolutely right.
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