If I remember correctly, I may have been smoking a cigarette on the dance floor. This is the true sign of a douchebag in his native habitat...fmylife
There isn't a single transaction on my online bank account that doesn't involve drugs or alcohol since November 12
currently hungover, lying in bed and cutting cheese with my drivers license. ashamed? not even a little bit.
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
It's been a long time since I felt this bad on a Monday... and for that, I thank you.
I remember seeing LSAT prep books and thinking "Whose room is this? I should be hooking up with them instead."
I smell like Captain Morgan and tears
Just peed in a urinal with another girl. It's that kind of night.
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
Well I took a spicy wing shit in a field this morning.
She had sex with a starfish painted on her face. Thank you Halloween
Between fucking and sleeping I woke up missing four out of five of the earrings I was wearing. It's like a star rating system. I had to give him props.
I just used a box o wine to refill a bottle o wine to more effectively drunk clean
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
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