We fucked twice, I went to the bathroom to freshen up, and came back to him playing "Your Body is A Wonderland" on his guitar naked in my bed.
Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
I just remembered we were doing butt clenching exercising with bar straws last night
My friend is getting herself a tramp stamp that says "property of the half blood prince".
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A relator touring our house this week saw the picture in our bathroom of steven passed out, yellow faced, with BALLS on his forehead, and had to ask "if that kid was alive or dead".
I was mid-pee and he walked in, claimed he was looking for his phone, and then asked if we could hook up since we were finally alone.
so yall hooked up?
Dude, you face planted, there was no "bar fight".
You know when the three of us hug it out in the alcohol isle in walmart it's gonna be fun.
I'm studying for my midterm by watching porn with Spanish subtitles. Surprisingly the words are still really distracting..
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he congratulated me on my ability to grow long hair after pulling it to see if i had extensions
please come back they are interrogating me about masturbation
Sorry that I got drunk and refused to let you buy me pizza. I'm a monster and I understand if you hate me forever
But lunch with my dad really just means an hour and a half of him telling me how he's disappointed and how he knows I'm on drugs
i want george washington to fuck me as hard as he can holy shit
I hope April is a better month for dicks. March has been very disappointing.
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