dude I heard her through my door. She sounded like you were holding her head under water and they letting her up for air. I recorded that shit
Have $25 to my name but it's $2 pitchers. I have no choice but to go.
Is it weird that I want your dad to go down on me?
You spent about half an hour trying to convince me that mesh condoms were a good idea.
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Sorry, they don't make maternity Power Ranger suits...
thats because you have standards... and i have a thing for guys that give me free drugs.
Congratulations, I drank so much for your birthday that I'm shitting blood.
Just burnt my nuts with a cigarette. Don't ask. I hate life.
Ok I've processed it. Who the fuck makes out drunk in a parking lot in a backseat with the windows down in the middle of the day?!?!
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Summer bikini season begins today. I hereby declare the commencement of the 2013 HUNT FOR CUNT.
Are you still free tonight?
Oh shit I kinda forgot and took acid
I'm drunk doing an ab workout. I can only hope I make it to bed tonight.
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
I think I was just motorboated by a 4-year old girl.
so let me get this straight you just stared at his boner all night?
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