trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
Remember how we wr so drunk last nite we cldnt find whr i shot my load? ...found some of it.
She is wearing lilly and pearls while drinking natty from a monogrammed coozie. If that isn't a sorosititue I don't know what is
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I know it's not your turn to do the dishes, but since they're covered in your puke, it is.
yeah, and when i walked in on them fucking he said "go away, i'm making sons."
No room in fridge, chilling wine in snow. Do NOT let the dog pee on it.
Hey man, sorry I chased you around the house with a small table.
This from the guy I found eating salad out of a pot lid in his boxers on his porch last night.
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he just asked me for a tag team. like at least let me get changed out of your roommates clothes from last night first...
He totally sucks at sexting. He sent me a clothed shot of his ass captioned "I know this gets you going." What?
It's a sexual break up. We maintain a friendship and leave any and all sexual attraction out. It's not hard, having a baby is harder than that.
I feel like it should at least be like a "hey look I'm actually fine that I drunkenly gave you my virginity!" friend request.
I just don't understand why your parents aren't supporting your dreams of being a medieval weapon smith.
She asked me if I could do that to her every single time. I said nope. sometimes it's better.
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