thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
Let's hustle tonight so we can relax tomorrow
Perfect. Like where your heads at
By relax I mean have sex
I can't tonight. I'm still nursing a beach sex injury. Don't wanna talk about it.
i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
ive decided theres a fine line between accepting money for sex and letting someone buy you late night taco bell and knowing that if he hadnt you wouldnt be in his bed right now
My rats are drinking wine. I am drinking with rats. God i am so alone.
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
I would pay to watch a Bravo special of you getting Botox.
If you get any calls give me a heads up. Im drinking rum in my underwear on the back porch.
Hella random but just hear me out...A bar that is a petting zoo. Bitches love petting zoos.
Double check your contract and see if it says anything about sleeping with your manager
Okay, the good news, found Jared, all IDs accounted for, Jack is meeting us at yours with your requested the delivery. The bad news: Lost Alice, banned from Stages, possibly fucked my TA in the bathroom.
Next time we smoke please remind me to put my bong back in my build a bear box. My mom says if I leave it out one more time she's keeping it for herself.
These snow days are takeing a toll on my liver
Wait... where the hell did you even find a live OCTOPUS, let alone green eggs and ham?
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