do u think i could put an abortion on my debit card?
is there any particular reason you took a shit in a zip lock bag and left it in my refrigerator?
my little sister told my dad she found willy wonka's golden ticket in the backseat of my car. now my dad knows my boyfriend uses magnums.
Do you think flip cup during wine tasting is a bad idea? They're perfect flipping cups...
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
the ceiling is raining jello shotss
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
I like how he had to correct himself in stating that I was the fat one in the threesome.
Seriously though, you almost tore my right nipple off.
The time to say "now you can't go and be strange about this at work" is not as you are penetrating your coworker. NOW its awkward
Don't forget to make sex 3rd on your calander
I hooked up with a guy named Quan.. I literally hit the Quan
you said "it's karaoke night" and tried to use my dick as a microphone
I'm trying to blow this guy down here can you please get my husband out of the house.
Walking into her house she felt something in her bra.... It was a used condom. Sadly enough this is not the first or last time it will happen. It's time for an intervention.
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