She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
So, do you think I should wash the ashes off of my forehead before going to the strip club?
I don't think child baring hips is a compliment.
I am the only person I know ever to have been brought TO the bar in the back of a cop a car. Twice.
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
If she "comes out" to me I guess I'll high five her. That's pretty much my response to everything these days.
Seriously I can't get a booty call for some baked goods.
I learned a valuable lesson about combining day drinking with malt liquor: you may think you have super powers, but that's just the Steel Reserve talking.
Should I wear my "kiss me I'm highrish" shirt for my drug screen today?
Im at a south american orphan benefit auction drinking stoli in a coffee mug, this is what my life has become, thanks a lot community college
I am literally watching TV with sunglasses on because the brightness hurts my hangover
I taught three men with PhDs how to make a gravity bong last night. I love academia.
i got kicked out of the casino for drunken disorderly conduct because i kept stumbling into old people and one of them told on me. as the boucer was taking down my information so i could no re-enter i ripped my id out of his hands while yelling fuck you.
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
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