sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
She said if it slipped out one more time she was going to duct tape it in her vagina
Im def. not watching the CMAs. If Kanyes not gonna be there whats the point?
ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
I don't want to smoke with her when she's on adderall. She carved her pumpkin for four hours & didn't say a word.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
There's just something about sucking a flaccid dick that makes me feel so calm. Like a baby cow..
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
It's going to be weird as hell when you have kids. I'll meet them and think "Hi, Did you know that I was almost your dad?"
I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
Haha it's harder than you'd think to come up with ways to turn your penis into a Christmas drawing
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
And then there was cum in my hair and he was making beans.
I'm hearing voices and sirens. I'm scared. I heard a manatee out there.
Randomize
