new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
There are thorn wounds on my balls, don't ever question my dedication to party again
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
just because you are in college doesnt mean its okay to pregame easter mass.
My dinner guests were so drunk they never realized that I inadvertantly put Frosted Mini Wheats on the salad instead of crutons.
like a sex slave...but with a better dental insurance plan
Just found a 7-11 receipt for new years eve at 1:30 am apparently we felt the need to buy three jars of pickles and a gallon of milk does this ring any bells?
I can't talk to her. I know entirely too much about her genitals to hold a conversation without mentioning them.
Every minute you wait for the sex that's not gonna happen, we're missing a tone deaf, drunk, tard-asaurus rex half-sing a 90's song to a bunch of other dinotards at karaoke.
Id prob hit it, but i instagram edited her picture to make her look better. Ha. She should fuck me just for that.
ill dress up as a sperm donor and you can go as the cup....
We can get drunk and battle coyotes
Hey do you care to explain why there are 3 empty pickle jars next to me when I woke up or do I even wanna know?
I just drunkenly emailed my feminist dissertation as a resignation letter for my call center job. What am I doing with my life!?
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