...so i touched it.
sticking your finger down your throat to make yourself throw up is bulimia, not morning sickness, so no, I don't think you're pregnant.
she quoted hannah montana in her facebook status. i will never be speaking to her in person again.
giving him head while hes talking to his fiancee on the phone about inviting me to their wedding.... im invited. should i go or would that be wrong?
It's 8 am and he's already trying to get me to make out with a girl.
he said i was so drunk that i shared a urinal with him and we simultainiously peed
I tried to show my boob for free volcano tacos at taco bell last night. Not boobs. Just boob. The manager wasn't allowing it.
im the best fifth wheel. all four of them separately bribed me to never speak of what happened last night
woke up to a family dragging me under their beach umbrella, they poured water on me bc they "thought I was dead" then fed me quesadillas and nursed me back to health... gotta love Cabo
I'm making a date with someone on Playstation Home. That's how my sex life is going right now.
I DESERVE A BEADED TATTOOED MAN I'VE WANTED ONE FOR SO LONG
BEARDED TATTOOED MEN ARE PEOPLE AND NOT THINGS TO BE GIVEN FREELY
I need to mount that unicorn and turn him into a full blown steed.
Brb crying the tears of my youth
Please don't finger me like a jackhammer. I'm a woman not a construction site.
It was the scariest thing ever having a flame that close to my balls...
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