About to do something stupid. You'll be my call. Bring bail money.
I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
Blowing lines off from the book where the wild things are... bad babysitter?
Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
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i'm just going to get a pitcher of margarita. sober up by 10. and then do my accounting project
There appears to be a lake on my nightstand. As usual, I should not be considered a suspect. Together, we will find out who did this.
It was the best present I've gotten since I was 5 and I got a fucking easy bake oven. I'm not pregnant for realsies. Celebratory party at the house tonight. Invite all the nice dicks you know.
Yes, yes I will fake crap in his house for you.
Hi you snuggled with me in my bed in a maid outfit
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I'm trying to arrange "Flawless" to come on as soon as I get up to leave the room after my thesis defense. Bow down bitches indeed.
She had never heard the term "grundle" before. Classiest girl I've met in months
Do you want me to add this to the list of actions I will state at your intervention
Is it weird that I'm mad at my boss because he isn't paying me enough attention? Maybe my dad issues are worse than I thought
everything I love is going to destroy me, so if coconuts are the answer, so be it.
what are you up to?
it's 8pm, i've already showered and gotten in bed. if you wanted to make plans u should have asked 3 months in advance
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