Hey sorry about saying i hated you. it was the coke and the ice cream.
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
Theres a disney princess moonbounce on karen st. and I'm drinking beer at a little league field. this might end with me in jail.
i will pay you if you can come get me. he just suggested that we would have a hockey themed wedding.
He would stand there for a few seconds with a blank look on his face then randomly start running full sprint towards macdonalds. We'd catch him and he'd promise to stop so we'd let him go and he'd do it again.
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
Having a race with the dryer. Seeing who can get drunk/dry clothes faster.
If people don't want my drunken phone call then TAKE YOUR FUCKING NUMER OFF OF FACEBOOK, like it's just that easy...
yeah that's what i said...you fucked him and peed on his comforter
yeah well...Like any great yacht, I leave a wake
I just made the answer to all my security questions "fuck you" with various levels of ! marks. I may regret this in the morning.
just saw a sign in the bar that says "no more naked fridays". Where the fuck was I on these naked fridays?
Listen it's no longer the walk of shame to class when ur leaving the frat house and the brothers ask "when are coming back home"
I'm 2 seconds away from smashing the bottle and drinking it off the counter with a straw.
We're the worst. Two people without their shit together do not make a functional adult.
not sure if actually covered in glitter or just drunk
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