hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
I am scared. I picture you doing a keg stand on a sinking ship with hula girls cheering you on. Please text me when you get back to shore...or now would be good
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
It's been a long time since I got "Talk about Glen's enormous penis" drunk
This is that think about life weed. Thank god I'm in American lit this semester. I can actually write papers in this vat of introspective stoned.
So glad the long weekend is over so I can bring this bender to a merciful end.
That's what jaeger bombs out of teacups will do to you.
new dating motto: let your guard down, not your panties
I can't. I mean he's hot, but there's really nothing else there
You just said he's hot
NO YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
I broke another vibrator the other day. Abstinence is not for me.
We decided it was a good idea to go streaking through the campus. Everything was fine until the sprinklers turned on and we realized the keys were in his pocket.
There's just something classy about smoking a blunt in a prom dress.
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