Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
If I don't wake up hungover in a ditch Monday morning I will consider my halloween a failure
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I'm figuring, since someone shoved pizza crust in my ear last night, there might be some leftover pizza.
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
I would seriously fuck her so hard, her contacts would pop out of her eyes.
There is someone hissing in the hallway. Not even a typo. Not pissing. Hissing. Like a large cat. Or a komodo dragon.
I'm just gonna stay I'm bed where it is warm and cozy and nobody knows me as the girl that puked on a stripper
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I started dipping tositos in my screwdriver last night
then apparently I went "not bad" and continued
well his attempt to make a white russian with instant coffee, gone off milk, and that weird probably illegal vodka we bought the other day isnt going well
You're the third Mark I've fucked in that bed.
Did you ever think you lost your bong and then you find it in the weirdest place? I mean, who leaves their bong in the shower?
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
After 25 beers and 3 shots my best friend thought it would be an amazing idea to get his dick pierced. We are on our way.
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