I remember spending $50 at Ozzie's on Friday...my Visa remembers $120.
Our hot neighbor just came over and asked for a toilet plunger...not so hot anymore
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
Bagel with cream cheese. It's blowing my fucking mind.
How high are you right now..
I MICROWAVED IT. SIGNIFICANT IMPROVEMENT.
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
You can't say "they have anal bleaching for that" and then just hang up
The heart of my unhappiness in my job is that it's not a place where coworkers and I can draw dicks on everything to amuse each other
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
I feel like im becoming the girl who only drunk texts him. I would be in the dog house, if situations like this had dog houses.
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
I ate pizza in bed, sans pants, and then carved a pumpkin. FUNCTIONING ADULT MOTHERFUCKERS!
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
i just want things to go smoothly
oh they won't lmao
I had an awesome dream where you were a stegosaurus and I was a triceratops and we were hiding from a t-rex and had mad dino sex
I am texting my ex and my future boyfriend while eating fish and chips with my current boyfriend... How and when did I become such a terrible person???
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