I just saw a woman parallel park a horse. Awesome. Only in New York..
Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
Psycho is an understatement. U were running around the house screaming IM UNDER THE IMPERIOUS CURSE
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
I tried to get you something for Valentine's Day too but they said they couldn't deliver skittles and ecstasy :(
and by clear my head i mean get drunk and cry myself into oblivion.
I want to get so drunk, you will need subtitles to understand me. Rough week.
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
He tried to puke in the 14th hole and when I told him to stop he started chanting "hole in one hole in one"
Do you deliver to the black dark pit where I am? I think it's called.... The toilet? Right next to hell...
I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
i just used a selfie stick to take an ass pic. i hate myself.
I did put on a shirt to start the night, right?
He has the fingertips of a God
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