The guy I fucked in the port a poty just called me and asked me on a date!
Awkward!
No he was cute and I said yes!
spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
I feel like you pissing on my ping pong table isn't something to be proud of.
So on how many levels of wrong is it that I'm reconsidering my divorce simply because I don't want to go through getting used to shitting around someone again.
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
He tried to convince me that it wasn't really that small and all he had to do was pull back the groin fat. It was still small.
anyways, do you want to make more embarrassing memories that im bound to remind you about later and laugh about?
Just beer bonged through a snorkel, add that to the list
"Why is there a bottle of Tequila taped to the fan?"
He's got that kind of dick that just MAKES me cheat on my boyfriend. It deserves a trophy. Really you should give it ride sometime.
I have serious attachment issues. I just realized how long its been since ive smoked out of my bong and I feel guilty for dis owning it this week
I told him I thought I was pregnant and he told me he accidentally killed my bird.
Circle of life.
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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