Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Then she called me a home wrecking whore.
dont they live in a condo? that doesnt count.
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
You're a college freshman. Its your job to be pathetic. And drunk. But mostly pathetic
I'd bet your vomit would be flammable at this point. Can I try to light it?
We wouldn't be friends if you didn't.
I would rather deep fry my own cock while it's still attached to me than have his life.
The roommate asked me to make sure no one fucked in his room. And then preceded to give only me permission to fuck in his room. Had no idea who I was, just thought I was trustworthy cause I had Edward 40 hands. Felt like a Tarantino movie.
Cheez-its and a bottle of cab...for under $10 you could win this girls heart
I'm more worried that you thought licking a pole on Bourbon street would turn me on
If that orgasm indicates how the rest of the year is going to go, I need to buy rain boots.
Remember the girl I had sex with in the dorm stairwell? She got married!
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
I'm sitting here with a heating pad and a fan on me eating snow caps off of my boobs
He brought me flowers and then spanked me with a Doctor Who paddle. Pretty good night, as these things go.
Awwwwwww!
I feel like I should have held a press conference. The state of my vagina
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