11:03 p.m. Whats a lie i you lovn me. Let's cuddle.
I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
We totally just fucked in a closet. These vacations with his family are causing creativity I never thought I had.
Saw someone get laid in the bathroom no one was wearing shoes and I had a parrot on my shoulder...I never want to leave this bar
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You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
My diabetic professor who apparently didn't eat anything all day keeps passing out. I gave him a joint. He's gonna be fine.
Just picked up an ounce of keif and if it goes to waste before the world ends I'm gonna haunt the shit out of somebody when we all die.
he shit on the floor last night i'm not venturing down there
That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
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I'm eating hummus off of my stomach right now.
I gave a handjob to the beat of uptown fuck last night
I just saw a girl on the phone crying and eating a sandwich. Thats talent right there.
We saw the mini basketball hoop and unicycle and just knew we had to create a new sport
Drunk minds think alike
We got high, had sex, and watched retro scooby doo shows. Best friends with benefits yet.
Look, I need your help, not your judgment.
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