Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
Dude, this place has 10% alcohol beer on tap. It's like God's semen.
STOP SENDING ME DANCING JESUS FORWARDS.
I just had a cup of orange juice and thought it didnt taste right. It didnt have vodka in it.
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My entire floor is waiting for the couple to come out of the shower. She's a screamer. We've blockaded them
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
Obama is so hot when he ends wars.
Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
He just showed me how to break a chop stick with his ass.
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I fell asleep in the tanning bed, naked, for an hour and a half and I guess they couldn't wake me up so they called the fire department...and they came in while I was passed out naked...
I decided to have a date tonight. Back on horse I go. Or aiming to be on a horse cock one day. You know. However that metaphor goes.
I may have just got motorboated by a male stripper who told me I should be a porn star and not a vet student.
I just found out how I got home last night. The bartenders found me sitting in the brush peeing and called me a cab. Have you seen my underwear?
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
He just took off his shirt. I'll text you later.
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