4 words: hood of his car
I'm giving you permission to use the abortion money to pay for your DUI.
did you mean anything you said last night? i just wnna know
no
im just gonna turn drinking alone on new years into a tradition
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im in class. still drunk. wearing one sock. eating a breakfast sandwich and trying to make sure this bottle of whiskey doesnt fall out of my purse in front of my professor
Weve literally been going out drinking five days a week. That counts as a full time job right?
I decided tomorrow is going to be great day wether my period likes it or not
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
Well despite the fact that I'm still not entirely sure this isn't an elaborate/cunning plan to kill me, I'm in.
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the fat lady is now rubbing her stomach and staring at me. I hate trains
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
I'm sitting at dinner with my family looking over sexts. The thirst is far too real. They're talking about retail and I'm like haha, yes, you are all correct.
I was blacked out when we met, so basically this will be a blind date.
the worst part about living alone is not having other peoples snacks to mooch off of when you havent gone grocery shopping in three weeks. i'm so pms-y i'm about to eat a soy sauce packet
I'm going to confession for the first time in 6 years. Where do I start, the gay sex or rampant alcoholism?
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