so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
The sex was so not worth the four dollars it cost to drive over the bridge
I hate babysitting girls whose boobs are bigger than mine.
I just wanted to say sorry for trying to jack off your dog last night.
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
I don't know what you drank last night but you really enjoyed the 4 egg body shots.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now.
God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
I'm just gonna yell "SURPRISE ME" and see what happens. No way this could go wrong
I tolerate his mediocre drunk sex for the mind blowing morning sex. More than worth it.
I swear to go if the response she sends me something along the lines of who the fuck is Mark Hamill I might need to brake up with her.
His idea of hot sex is sticking his finger in my dark star while doing me Missionary style. You can tell he's from the Bible Belt.
Does he smell like BBQ?
Inside and out.
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