and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
My mom was talking about how protein is essential to strong bones and then I told her, I'll give you protein.
How unfortunate for your Mom.
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
He tried to say the picture wasn't him. Like I'd forget his curved boner.
Semen is not good for contacts.
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is it mean that i live tweeted about whether or not my roommate and her bf were having sex or were wrestling?
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
one renamed every person in my phone 'I lpvw tewqils', so it would really help me out if you could text me your name. Happy sunday!
My mom wants to name our new dog the same name as my fuck buddy. This will be weird
Never in my life have I seen a grown ass man get on all fours and attempt to buttfuck himself with the leg of a chair. I love Vegas!
You pee in parking lots....i drive home naked.....thats the american dream i was promised
Woke up in my boxers on a subway with a phone number written on my arm in lipstick..Best Night EVER.
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