i just saw an ambulance and a fire truck pull away from the dorms. it appears somebody actually IS feeling shittier than me today.
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
He asked if he could fuck me while on chat roulette.
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
It's okay, I climbed on the roof of the bar to get my shoe back. This may become a Saturday tradition. I'll keep you updated
Noooo. We thought it would be funny for him to wake up buried in the sand. But we just remembered about the whole high tide thing and it's dark and it's pretty damn hard to find an unconscious head sticking out of the sand. Just help us out
apparently i walked around all last night forcing people to beer bong whatever drink was in their hand. so far this morning ive had three people refer to me as beer bong man
He was asleep with his head on a windowsill and you were petting his head, then you almost left the kitchen and then went back to pet him some more.
Ugh why can't people just be grateful for my penis
Gotta wait until my full time offer is confirmed before I try to fuck the mid level manager
He seduced me by making me nachos. It worked.
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
you know its getting late when the "nevers" are turning into "maybe"
I got so pissed i stormed off and threw his burrito on his windshield
I'm going to be there later than expected. There was a yo-yo incident...
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