Fun fact: when I ripped off my wristband, I punched myself in the face. Rad
Where is the hickey?
How many times can you lose to your mom in beer pong before you can no longer show your face around campus?
Just spent a extra 20 minutes on the phone with the lady from unemployment talking about how to make the best brownies.
23 Roommates Share Secrets Their Roomie Thinks They Don’t Know
He gets you donuts, dinner, and booze consistently, who cares if he's cheating
Slept on the counter again. Mom covered me in an apron.
I woke up to a bag of pies and a lot of questions
We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
You flooded my bathroom while trying to construct a hot tub. All three of you were completely naked.
29 Cringeworthy Situations People Realized They Shouldn’t Be In
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
Dude I introduced the hot Russian girl to the hot Ukrainian girls. I am a UN ambassador
I don't need you anyway! I have puppies and booze!
But wait then while giving his drive thru order he goes in mid sentence, "Hey baby it's Travis remember me?"
Yes, you can glue plastic eyes to my dick and take pictures while I'm asleep. If you tell anyone I said you could do that Ima fight you.
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