if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
Court Ordered Rehab!!! Do you think I'll need a swimsuit?
someone owes me an orgasm
My recently uploaded pictures to facebook: Me partying on Beale St. with a single girl on each arm. Ex's recently upload pictures: Several pictures of cats. I win.
after you took your Demerol you started flying around and talking like the robot ship on the movie Stealth. then you licked my iPhone and declared the mission a success.
he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
That drug basically just makes anything that's in your mouth awesome
There is a 15" subwoofer mounted inside our fridge. I've never been more proud of myself.
Dude, you need to understand there is a fine line between "guilty pleasure" and in the closet gay
my drunken justification for peeing in her closet was that her shoes were ugly
The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
Sometimes you just gotta fuck a has been local celebrity for your 15 minutes.
I've never had to kick an employee out of bed to go to work before.
I woke up and there was a tiny sombrero on my penis. Care to explain?
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