real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
Is snow just God skeeting all over the place??
Yes. Yes it is.
i was just offered a 40 day sex challenge. prepare for the best 40 days of your life.
oh. my. god. yes.
I swear with his long flowing hair and god-like body he looked like Jesus, a bong hitting Jesus
These Attractive Criminals Took Sexy Mugshots That Made Them Famous
Ya I know. She's self aware though, like the terminator. Which is the best kind of crazy
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
the breathalyzer kept saying danger. we made our new slogan danger we need more shots
FIND ME A DICK TO RIDE THAT HOPEFULLY IS ATTACHED TO A CUTE PERSON AND NICE PERSONALITY
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED. Is it okay if I only get 2 out of 3?
The D is nonnegotable.
steve's beating me 4-2 in our "sexually confusing straight people" competition. steve is a wizard. this is not a drill.
This Girlâ€™s Unbelievable Catfish Story Will Make You Rethink Online Dating
You're still my best friend even though you continue to pass out on random toilets every time you drink
He was nothing but deer-caught-in-headlight eyes and dick, it was adorable
It doesn't count as "finding the lesbian" if you fuck a straight girl!
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
In between explaining the best feminist lenses for the myth of Persephone and doing vodka shots with my friends she dragged me into my car and gave me an Earth shattering blow job. Honestly I think I'm in love.
You snapped me at 3am drunk laying on your floor asking if I knew how we couldn't have predicted the housing crisis.