When I went to court, my judge's name was Honorable Ball. I couldn't stop laughing.
that probably didn't help your case.
I feel like abortions should bother me more
and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
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After all you put him through, I think it was only right that you saluted the bartender when you left.
This reunion sucks. All the confident hot girls from high school are still confident and hot, and none of the fat girls with low self esteem transformed into hot girls with low self esteem.
if she didnt wantt to be febrezed, she shouldnt have smelled so desperate.
She sat next to me on the couch and said "word going around is you got a sweet cock". My nickname problem was solved!
I don't believe in coincidence. I believe in the stars aligning perfectly to sodomise me in public. Who ever said I was cynical?
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Idk she didn't seem that weird to me but I had just eaten an entire tray of jello infused with liquor so I could be wrong...
I mean, I'm shallow, narcissistic, and selfish, but I'm an amazing friend sometimes
Black labs can get you to do pretty much anything...even approach strange men in their bath robes
i had to win in rock paper scissors, get called a fat whore, and make two dudes get in a fight so we could call next game on the table and you make zero cups. thanks asshole.
Just landed in Atlanta. Still drunk. I can't feel my face
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
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