lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
Last-second stop at the drug store for lube and condoms. Clerk said "So uhmmm...that's a done deal, huh?"
High five!
quit re-tweeting John McCain's tweets
She's the only one so far who hasn't laughed at me naked.... I'm gonna marry her.
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Is there a technical name for reverse cowgirl? I'm trying to maintain a little dignity with my mother here
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
My worst case scenario tonight is that I fuck a hot Swiss girl. Let that give you perspective on my life at the moment.
You can glorify being single all you want but relationships are awesome. I haven't gone more than 24 hours without sex since June.
finding an unopened condom on the ground can really change your outlook on the night
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It's a low moment when you're looking at your girlfriends tits on your daughter's phone..
Fuck that guy and his dumb haircut and awesome dick
Don't come back. They don't have pants.
Oh god.
God has nothing to do with this.
So, I found your eyebrow, someone glued it in between my eyebrows so I looked like I had a unibrow when I went to work...
It's official. My little brother has had more sex in my car than I have. I'm still tied with my little sister. I hate everybody.
She is beauty she is grace
she’s masturbsting in front of an open window while drunk af 9am
i thought you had class
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