Dude I just peed on my pants. not in them though. and yes there is a difference
Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
Ramen noodles and uncensored jerry springer episodes, what a nice life i have.
If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
Totally just asked Dad if I needed to show the real estate guy my tits so he would let us buy the house. I've really got to work on that filtering thing.
You fell asleep leaning on my shoulder at the bar
I JUST HAD PHONE SEX. WHILE TAKING A BATH. FOR AN HOUR. EATING A PLATE OF BURRITOS. TOP THAT SHIT.
So... crashing at the hot bartender's place is not a solid marital decision.
If your gig isn't over in 30 minutes I am coming on that stage to come on your dick.
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
I'm covered in glow paint and shame. I'm never leaving this country
I didn’t not spend thanksgiving morning making out with him in a diner parking lot
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
THE SUN DOESNT SET TIL 647 YAAAAASSSSSSSSSS. Goodbye seasonal depression hello regular depression
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