Your date looks like the Cloverfield monster. good luck.
The girl in the car behind me just took a bowl hit. I miss college.
Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
He just said "fuck you" to the bowl he's eating things out of
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I didn't know how to tell her I was too busy getting stoned and making a baked potato to meet up and finish our group project.
I just spent the last 30 mins playing uplifting songs to my uterus, & there's no way I'm pregnant.
yeah i didn't know anyone, but i just walked in with a lit sparkler and wearing a budweiser shirt and someone handed me a beer.
I didn't hate myself when I woke up today, that's improvement right?
How the fuck did you end up in a tree? With multiple people?
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What's the address?
Too drunk. Just google it.
IT'S YOUR HOUSE
If a hot cougar texts u and says "back massage, blow job".... you show the fuck up.
DOMA is dead. I'm definitely going to be the last of our friends to get married now.
So they found him after the wedding still dressed up in his feather boa and top hat passed out in a bush...
currently working on a look that screams, "I'm dead inside, but still trying to enjoy the ride"
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
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