I don't believe in a God but I'm almost positive I just shit out the devil.
So apparently when I roll on X I find 'dick ina box' not only hilarious but also sexually arousing.
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
I couldn't even finish, she was lounder and more annoying than DJ Khaled
He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
When I woke up in the parking lot today I decided it is not a good idea to hang out with you anymore.
You know i'm the father figure
Yeah the father who ate her out with me last night. Great dad
I'm ordering a large vanilla ice cream with rainbow sprinkles so when I vom tonight it will look like lisa frank dolphins in acid trip colors
DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
Your first mistake was not throwing your beer at the RA and running
Terrible idea I love it
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
I need to show you how I feel about you by fucking you repeatedly.
So learned a new trick last night.... Taking body shots from my own tits... Mom would be so proud
I'm literally watching a webcam of the Vegas strip right now and it is making me sad.
Randomize
