Am I allowed to make my facebook status "loves farting in chairs"? I think it would shock every boy that I am friends with.
The only thing I have to prove last night happened is a fireman's hat full of puke.
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
no you're not allowed back
come on. everbeers was a great idea. you fucks had a great night
Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
He kept stopping sex to whisper in my ear, and the only thing I could understand was "double stuffed oreos"
New low reached: a cockroach has actually drowned itself in our dirty dishes. We are heathens. Cleaning dance party tonight. No excuses.
I feel like every young boy's first wet dream is too have sex with the Pink Ranger. I am now fulfilling that dream for one man. I am a hero.
I just bought a 1/4 oz of pot from a coworker who's old enough to be my grandfather...I'm never leaving Portland.
we are not taking body shots with the irish cream
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
One of the Mormon boys that comes to the door is really sexy and I always think 'I would absolutely destroy your faith'
Well, why would you bring gelado into a strip club?
He fucked the hangover right out of me. That good.
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
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