hitting rock bottom=girl fakes converting to christianity in order to get out of having sex with you.
The walk of shame is so much worse when you've spent the night third wheeling.
Even the bartender felt bad for me
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
It involved anal and pop rocks. Tell me how that could have ended well.
i dont even mind you always shaving my pubes when i pass out, i'm starting to find it liberating.
It's like salsa. But with balls in it. I like to call it balsa
Fuck my life, there's a fry in my vagina.
If I don't have the money by then, I'll pay you in sex.
It's going to be 23.5 times of sex and 19 blow jobs. I just googled it.
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
He told me my outfit made me look like a twelve year old then proceeded with "but you don't look like a whore"
He told me he needed "space" but then goes and likes my insta of panacakes.. Done.
But seriously, I love you and you are a good person and I'll get you some ecstasy
How many more times can I say I need to get laid before you kill me?
I didn’t say it was classy, I said it was sexy
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