Are we in a gay sports bar?
Nice meating you last night
Not a typo
Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
When I look at old family photos I know how jessica simpson feels when she watches dukes of hazzard
...And then you kept screaming "cock mouth" in her face every time she tried to talk.
Ok well I'll be up all night studying if you need a wake up call or a place to put your penis.
His fucking was so lame I considered painting my nails during...
It's okay though. My mom didn't believe that they were mine cuz they were magnums. Having a surprisingly large penis ftw
I'm pretty sure I'm the first person in the history of this college to rollerblade their walk of shame.
But he has cupcakes AND I'm guaranteed an orgasm. .. I feel like I shouldn't even have to actually make a decision here.
I just wanted to be nice to your dick and you are rhyming at me.
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
Can we climb Your roof?
No bitch its 2am go home.
Hope you’re getting action boo.
Definitely no. I woke up next to a bag of McDonald's.
Just ordered a pregnancy test off amazon. Fuck 2019
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