Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
So you know how craigslist used to have an "erotica" section? And how after you click on a link it changes a darker color? And how Dad stays up really late most nights?
Oh god... well at least he's gettin some. Mom's a prude.
Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
You two were too busy to notice that his used condom landed on me when he threw it.. Thanks.
I had no where to run... The dumpster sounded like a good idea at the time
There is a good chance that the other night after a wedding reception i was at that i mailed you a drink coaster.
I wanna throw up and cum in that order
NEVER LET ME DO THIS AGAIN I FEEL LIKE I'M GONNA SHIT MYSELF TO DEATH ARGHHHHHGHHG IS THIS WHAT DYSENTERY FEELS LIKE
We knew it was a good time to leave when you spilt the salsa on the ground and were trying to put it back in the jar with your hands
I JUST ATE A STRANGE BURRITO, I SHOULD NOT BE EXPECTED TO KNOW ANYTHING RIGHT NOW.
Hey, what did you end up doing with those ski goggles?
Anything is possible. I didn't even know I was wearing the toilet cover as a hat
I mean, on what planet are nipples suppose to look like that?
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
Well. I had to explain to my niece that the word cunt is not an abbreviation for country. I'm the best aunt in the world.
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