marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
I feel like I've been hit by a train. I woke up this morning covered in wine, free condoms, and a sign language dictionary.
Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
I'm currently using two paint brushes as chopsticks to eat lasagna.... college.
Came to from my blackout with native american warrior facepaint on I'm too old for this shit
The facepaint not the blacking out
my post shower fart this morning sounded like hulk ripping through a phonebook
We are not on the "bring me breakfast" level. He's bringing me penis if I ask for breakfast too I'll just sound greedy
i ordered a pipe on amazon, and under recommended items, it gave me a top hat. it knows me better than my parents.
You want anything?
Gatorade and you naked.
i'm almost positive she was a dude but like it doesn't even matter
re read what you just said
did you know the cops in wilco have clean up kits in their cars for when people puke in them? i found this out this morning. i'm finishing paperwork now. come get me plz?
You better be making out with him cause we're sitting here with this awkward british girl watching videos of goats singing maroon five
he went to the bathroom at 5am only to come back and squeeze my boob before going back to sleep
PEOPLE ARE STILL EATING FAJITAS IN DROVES. BY THE CASELOAD. THERES A FORKLIFT OF SIZZLING MEATS.
Terrible idea I love it
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