you wouldn't come out from under your bed because you said there were six-armed bears everywhere.
ohhh that explains the pepperonis I found in my sock drawer this morning...
no it doesn't.
i just rememebered i spent like 5 minutes on the ground warming some chicks toes.
make sure nobody uses the downstairs toilet. i like to have an unused toilet for the weekends. dont shit where you puke i always say.
There is nacho cheese and blood everywhere.
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If she makes a move, pretend to have a seizure.
I am trying to think of a way to tell him about thanksgiving and the following weekend in a way that makes me sound funny and exciting and not like an alcoholic
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
Telling someone to make good decisions on a Thursday is like telling Santa to be Jewish.
My taste buds are fucked up, everything tastes like fire after last night.
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I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
Dunno. My heart says "no", my brain says "maybe" and my dick says "YES YES FOR THE LOVE OF GOD YES!!"
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
So our bartender was in the bathroom the same time I was so I ordered a beer mid stream.....is that weird?
There are peanut butter donuts now. We are playing with forces we can't possibly understand.
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