After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
she said she could "feel the heat of my groin" against her. ruined the whole fucking moment.
We owe the rent and you're unemployed...you're in no financial position to flirt with cocaine addiction.
You said "It's ok guys, I know I'm not really a turtle" and then tried walking on the lake.
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After throwing up in a tequila bottle on my nightstand (still not sure how she did that) she asked if she could slip into something more comfortable.
At 4am he sent "uree asss ize anmazin"
My vagina is depressed thinking about her future.
I will be single by the day my lease is up (234 days). Plan accordingly.
I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
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The best part of Easter was watching all his colorblind cousins try to find the eggs.
Can we table this discussion? The roommate is out of town and I have to eat pie on the couch in my underwear.
The NSA quit spying on phones. I'm sending you SO MANY dick pics.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how good of an idea would it be to pregame at the airport right now
Ten
I'm just happy stripping was the reason you fractured your hand
she bought my drinks all night, made me breakfast in the morning, and let me use her expensive hair products before i left. best one night stand ever.
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