im as drunk as the barefoot contessa. GET TO MY LEVEL
dude. stop pregaming the food network.
He just told me his cousin just died and I look like her. Reconsidering the sex.
all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.
No one actually likes Tequila. They just accept it as a fact of life. Like hpv.
Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
You tried to luge a beer down a flip flop.
Girl, he can't tell you not to take a bump just because you work tomorrow. You're on a wedding diet, remember?
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
Your the only girl I know that carries a $1100 purse with tater tots inside
So who has the penis shaped party tray? You or your mom?
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