Yours is on the dinner table...mine is in my underwear drawer.
Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
dude, seriously he just sucked the milk out of the dogs breast and swallowed it... for $20, wtf....?
Romantic bubble bath turned into splash war. We can't be adults about anything.
My sister was crawling her way home and kept asking us to carry her,then she insisted on grabbing at our ankles til she passed out, how was your night?
You and your vagina are hellbent on selfdestruction and bad decisions
Dude...can we put that on a tshirt? I will totally sport that shit.
We got way too high so we're sitting in the parking lot of the movies trying to figure out what bar to go to
I got my first tattoo & injured myself while having sex in a national monument. I say we consider this weekend siezed.
Is it inappropriate to be Drs. Willy Fister and Jess Hewill as a couples costume for Halloween?
Oh we're gynecologists
Accepting his friend request would be the Facebook equivalent of pity sex.
Do you have any idea how awkward it was to type ‘dog twerking’ into google search? Because I don’t think you do.
At one point did I say I have a doctorate in fuck u?
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
I just came in my own mouth don't ask me how cuz it really hurt and felt good at the same time.
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