her name is jenna, so i wanna cunt punt her
that's how i am about ashleys and britneys
ugh. my friday night is playin' Farmville on my face. time to harvest the blackheads...
Jeff just maced a waitress...it's way too early for this.
Remember when we pinky swore we'd never feel hungover alone...
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Okay do all 29 year olds have erectile dysfunction or just the two I've slept with?
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
Jesus Christ I am the crazy cat lady of vibrators
Peanut butter fills the cracks of my heart
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So that advice that humming stops you from puking? Yeah no, just puked through my nose.
tried to make it look like I had been conscious/awake and out all day when I stumbled into cvs at 6pm to buy plan B
update: I failed
Honey you are a beautiful woman but I came over to eat your pizza and fuck your brother. And you're out of pizza.
You challenged a dog groomer that she couldn't cut human hair ... How's the shaved head
My parents are now taking hits off a joint. Thank you.
Although, she is an extremely cool person. She put the "buddy" in "fuck buddy." And I mean that in the most respectful way possible.
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