I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
This is the last pregnancy scare i've had since i was 12 and i thought you could get pregnant from masturbating.
Yeah someone just put a trash bag that says "use protection" on the snow penis
hey tell your friend im sorry for licking his mouth, that was probably inappropriate
Eating nacho cheese off the carpet. How is your morning?
It'd probably just be a lot of profanity and hyperventilation and deteriorating into tears anyways
so just a regular conversation then
Can you bring home an IV stand and an empty bag so I can direct inject coffee for work tomorrow morning?
It's no shave November. This is our time.
I FOUND THE LEGS
Just found out that my name comes from part of my mom's old stripper name.
Im drinking a CAN of bud light at the bar. Do you really think I care anymore?
It's officially "let him eat me out in a sundress with no panties" season. Needless to say the first date was a success.
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