I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
Pls tell me she didnt actually sign a nutsack.
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
How are you going to pay for strippers in Vegas when you were just begging for McDoubles?
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I puked in the revolving door and had to sit down on the escalator. That hungover. It's safe to say people are judging me.
I don't even know. I woke up in the bathtub with no shirt, covered in towels holding what appeared to be vanillia pudding mixed with captain morgan.
I'd like to be considered more than just his fuck buddy thanks. IVE BEEN RISKING PREGNANCY FOR SEVEN GODDAMN MONTHS I DESERVE THE TITLE OF GIRLFRIEND
This is a pre-sorry for hitting on and then sleeping with you're ex
I was wearing my get used bookstore shirt when we fucked. Ironic yet appropriate.
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No piss test, hell yeah
FALSE ALARM. PISS TEST. I NEED YOUR PISS.
I went to her house she had a kid pool in her living room watching the vacation channel drinking rum out of the bottle saying" life is what you make it. Mines a vacation!!!"
And the prospective student I was showing around had to take care of me.
If you don't see me at the bar tomorrow night, I was most likely captured by the communists.
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
i really didnt think i was that drunk last night but the txts from unknwn #s that say i like your lace panties are def telling me otherwise
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