Why don't you ever send me any naked pics
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
Poopin on the sidewaaalllkkk. I wish my text told you that was a song
We were making out when she went into convulsions. At least now I know she's allergic to peanuts.
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The preggo girl brought her pet chipmunk to class today. fyi.
ive been a drunken mess for the last 5 days. i feel like a 19 year old again
there is beer in every square inch of this apartment and he hasn't even lived in it for 24 hours. we're playing some game that involves slamming beer, beer pong and smacking people's cups out of their hands.
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
He doesn't have any game.. I mean, his one move is forwarding chicks pictures of his penis.
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And then he serenaded me with "Pimps don't cry" from 'The Other Guys'. If that's not love I'm not sure what is
I'm at a new rock bottom. Malibu on ice at work because it's the only thing they've got and no mixers.
I truly wish I could say I pulled my groin straddling our cab driver but unfortunately I cannot
I can't believe you guys got into a sword fight over a chicken nugget
Oh, so that's where all the scratches came from...
The reason why I poison my organs is so that you guys can't sell them.
He said "I can't believe I had sex with a cat lady". Am I flattered or is this a new low?
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