just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
I woke on the floor next to a big TV. Apparently I traded my bed for a 52 inch samsung and a box of pop tarts.
The only thing that makes me want to stop the affair is that I am the Monica Lewinksy in this triangle.
He managed to get his pants on, so the cop just sat there facing us with his lights shining in the car. I made shadow puppets.
I can't leave. She doesn't trust me and my penis being out in the world without supervision.
I've spent more money on drugs for bonnaroo than my actual ticket. Proudly.
She was moaning so loud as i walked out of the room her roommates gave me a standing ovation... i think they are next
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
The shit I just took was four, very distinct colors. Jager night was a success
this dude, we had a connection. he kept smiling at me. it's like he knew i was gonna facebook stalk the fuck out of him
I don't think I'm allowed to have Burger King. What if i just chew for taste and not actually consume. Like a wine connoisseur for fast food
I just threw up birthday cake.. who's birthday was it?
He licked my mouth. I felt like I was making out with my dog.
You tried paying your tab with the coaster
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