He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
I really want to title the album "I want to make sex with your face" but I also want a job someday. Temptations, temptations.
I definitely made out with a high school student last night while his sister and my brother were in the same room. I think we're all traumatized by the situation.
we should look into getting a golf cart for the weekend. i have a feeling legs wont be a sufficient source of transportation.
Hello. You don't know me, but word on the street is that we are now eskimo sisters. I feel like we should go out for coffee and compare experiences.
Just sent my cousin to buy me a new bra cause mine is zip tied to a bar in the middle of nowhere Iowa
There really needs to be a redbox for wine because I want some but too lazy to walk into a store
Well we had to pull over on a side street in town so I could throw up while moms were driving by with car loads of kids, I feel like I just performed a lil silent AA film for the childrens
Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Kendra's boobs?
Haha no we did it on his bed. Then rolled off into the bean bag. It was a strangely athletic performance on my behalf.
Basically one minute I'm sucking on her nipples and then 45 mins later we're at work and she's my boss.
He went down on me for an hour and a half. He needs to get promoted more often.
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
Quit bitching. I brought you a muffin.
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