at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
I just took a bite of a bagel at school and it tasted like weed. If I am high for my test in 2 hours I'm gonna kick someones ass
All i remember as you were making ramen is that you kept slurring "i like you as a color"...
Dude I'm looking through my old high school year book and I circled every girl I fucked.. what was wrong with me.
I'll tell these girls I'm like the pet adoption center...don't play with it if you're not taking it home.
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
Better than last year. I didn't wake up to an after thanksgiving human shit on my living room floor. I think it's a sign I'm growing up at almost 30.
i like feelif swiord YOU ARE A GOD
im not sure what exactly happened but i may need help faking my own death
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
i was enjoying my post acid trip trance a little too much. i found $50 on the sidewalk but didnt pick it up. just stared at the bill cuz it looked cool.
someone picked it up and i stared at the ground where it was for probably another minute or 2
Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
HE WAS DRESSED LIKE A FISHERMAN AND HE WAS LIKE OH SHIT I THINK I JUST FOUND THE DEADLIEST CATCH i couldnt not go for it my honour compelled me
Do I go to spinning class and try to redeem myself from going drunk, or do I wait a week and hope they forget I fell of the bike?
Really I don't care what we're doing or watching. Your penis spends way too much time outside of my body.
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