i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
He ripped my extensions out during sex, not noticing until this morning when he saw them on the floor. I told him they werent mine and he went and threw them in his sister's room.
She was so high she ate a little piece of weed off her pants and thought it was food.
So there is a chick dressed up in a vagina costume handing out free condoms next to the dude handing out free Bibles and preaching about sin. I love college.
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Best friends brother. Beat that.
what part of “beer fountain” do you not understand
apparently 20 random guys watched the process of me being carried on a mattress through the dorms
I walked in on him fucking my best friend. I think we've reached the point of following each other on twitter.
he said "be careful" then handed me a cheezit...
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We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
We need a hype man... Like a DMX type dude to just up the ante constantly...
Sent him a nude and I forgot to crop out the Jesus picture in the background. The Catholic guilt is too real.
I'M SORRY THIS WAS SEXTING AND I MADE IT SERIOUS.
I would say don't do anything I wouldn't do, but we both know I forget about my personal safely when getting laid is on the line
He kept referring to my giving him head as a new level in our relationship and acting sentimental
You gave him a bj, not a kidney
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