What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
She was wearing a "Got Beer" hat and your bed had necco wafers all over it the next morning. Another story for the grandkids.
You broke out your mechano set and told us you were gonna "build us a beer machine" and 5 min later you were fast asleep
So im walking through ohare and this guy walks by with a cart full of big bottles of liquor. I want to know what flight hes on.
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we've already established he's totally wasted. but now he's just sitting at his computer, doing i don't know what, and he keeps saying "dammmn girl" in a really low whisper
I miss Michael Jackson so much sometimes
Sorry I didn't wanna double team his sister. Having whiskey dick and watching you get laid didn't sound appealing
He won't stop licking me..... im choosing your date next time.
His grandma held his dogs so they wouldn't follow me out the door. It was like a whole new level added to my walk of shame.
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I specialize in how to hang out and party with randoms after you've hooked up with them. Not in feelings.
I could be busy drinking my face off and getting red white and bruised per usual
I was alternating between saying "yall need Jesus" and "God bless" the entire night
I woke up and found my apartment really clean, appearantly drunk me couldn't tolerate living there anymore and left sober me a lot of insulting post-its...
We were making eye contact while i was throwing up.
last night I learned that if you try to buy tacos in this town, that you will be stopped by three cop cars with breathalizers
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