I bet a guy could be masturbating under the table now and people would just think he was clapping along.
Maybe she got knocked up by accident. I still refuse to believe that anyone actually INTENTIONALLY gets pregnant.
Does it make me a prostitute if I accepted a Life House concert ticket for giving this guy head?
No. It just means your good at giving head.
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
Her mom is home on her lunch break. Guess who's hiding In the Closet?
I did the walk of shame wearing his scrubs. Fucking med school students is the way to go.
He's going to be my graduation present to myself.
i really need to shower, but i don't want to take off my bra and lose my cleavage. the struggle
he sent me the greatest dick pic I've ever received.
he actually took the time to cut a fingertip off of a glove then put it on his dick like a beanie. he called it hipster dick.
you literally stared at me for three minutes and then said "hey this tequila isn't gonna drink itself, boss"
but real talk, he made 1 phone call last night and had someone bring us tacos at 3am so idk I might be inlove
I don't even have his number. I have his pants tho
I shit you not. Dude complemented me for being meme savvy. You could drown a toddler in my panties right now.
Getting blackout drunk infront of my family was never on my bucket list, but now that I've done it I'm cool with it.
Does it count as a threesome if your friend drunkenly has sex on top of you while you're passed out?
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