ps i may or may not be wearing a sequined bra
thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
Confirm for me that it's be a bad idea to sleep with the 50 year old that's currently hitting on me?
Look you found him on craigslist. You should be happy that he at least HAS a normal looking dick.
Thanks for putting pants on me last night. And for calling me a princess.
THE CONDOM ONLY COVERS HALF OF HIS DICK I AM IN THE BATHROOM PANICKING
I got up before the sun today. That makes me sun for the day.
When did you start smoking in order to be high by 4:30?
1 tequila 2 tequila 3 tequila, floor.
*roof
On the flip side, we did almost have sex wearing a gorilla mask and deer antlers.............
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
Got her pregnant in a minivan. Circle of life.
I saw his new girlfriend. She was flashing people, short and kinda chubby. I was happy with my life after that.
He dicked me, fed me creme brulee, and didn’t make a big deal out of me causing a flood to come outta my vagina
Marry him NOW
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