tip of the day : never have sex with a full bladder. it WILL lead to complications and a very unhappy partner.
its great to know that you distinguish your relationships on whether you can cum on someone's face
We're about to have a bottle rocket fight on jetskis. You have 5 minutes to get on our level.
Btw. Made out with a random kid at a frat. It's all good though. He invited us to his frat party tomorrow so yay! For having plans!
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Her vagina felt like a fur coat. It was weird at first but I kinda liked it
You are a booty call, not a friend.
I was unconscious Saturday for like 6 hours after I passed out on the sidewalks of our nation's capital. Thank you America, for bottomless brunch.
i projectile vomited shoeless at 7:30 a.m. in a taco bell parking lot. never again.
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
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Aaaand the winner of the worst decision of Sunday night goes to me as I pull up to his house in my lingerie.
Dude. She was wearing nothing but Wonder Woman panties and a flag for a cape and sneaking around leaving PBR's by passed out people for the morning. She called herself the 'Merica Fairy.
Why haven't you proposed already?
there is a smiley face on my leg painted in blood
I'm pretty sure that's yours.
He told me he sees me like a sister then 10 mins later tried to make out with me.
I don't get a "my roommate is fucking you" discount?!
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
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