I thnk I just saw a monkey walking a drunk guy.
This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
Abreva sucks. I applied it as directed and now it looks like I fed the herpes. They're throwing a party on my bottom lip.
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
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Said he made a playlist for taking a shit. only two songs on it are the Star Wars theme and "America, fuck yeah" set to repeat.
its really sad that i have to specifically make this a rule but, absolutely no lighting smoke bombs indoors at my birthday party.
That penis will go down in history. It's the Helen of Troy of dicks. I will conquer it and the tale will live on for future generations to learn from
Until then we have the self affirmation from retweets and nights alone with pizza..
Life isn't about who you kiss, drunk, at midnight. It's who you text nonsense to, sober, from the toilet.
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I didn't rip your fishnets, WE ripped your fishnets.
Costco (TM). Making alcoholism affordable!
Have you ever given your heart and soul to someone and they turn out to be nothing but a great fuck that makes a mean grilled cheese because same
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
Is it uncouth to masturbate the night before a gyno appointment?
I had such a bad bruise on my knees from blowing him so much, he asked if he could sign it...
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