Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
Do you think he likes his girlfriend's moustache?
The guy in the library beside me just whipped out an entire loaf of bread, a knife and a container of peanut butter and is proceeding to make multiple sandwiches.
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
She just face-timed her mom and had her watch all of us toast to her grandmas tits..
Being thankful with your family is one thing. Being thankful with your friends while getting drunk and smoking bowls while eating leftovers, priceless.
apparently i walked around all last night forcing people to beer bong whatever drink was in their hand. so far this morning ive had three people refer to me as beer bong man
Yah, I guess one silver lining is I'd never seen a full water cooler get thrown down a flight of stairs, gotta appreciate the little things
she fascinated with the iron the back of the toilet seat. she made me sit in the bathroom with her for a solid 10 minutes while she just stared and laughed at it
I'm getting offered Candy Crush lives in return for sex. Like wtf.
I don't think that calm, have their shit together people actually exist.
she's the poster child for how alcoholism can be fun.
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
I got a lap dance last night from a girl while I was wearing a Captian America onsie. My life does not suck.
I am not a whore. I just wanted casual drinking, monogamous sex and occasional McDonald's runs.
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